总统比逗(英文笑话集)
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第8章 If You Graduate from Yale,You Become President

Bush was asked to deliver a speech on the graduation of Yale. He said to the parents,"I congratulate all the parents who are here. It's a glorious day when your child graduates from a great day for you. It's a great day for your wallet."

And he encouraged the students,"Most important, congratulations to the class of 2001. To those of you who received honors awards, and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too, can be president of the United States. A Yale degree is worth a lot, as I often remind Dick Cheney who studied here, but left a little early. So now we know-if you graduate from Yale, you become President. If you drop out, you get to be Vice-president. "

耶鲁出总统

布什被邀请在耶鲁的毕业典礼上致辞,他对家长们说:“首先我要祝贺在场的父母们,这是个光荣的时刻,因为你们的孩子从耶鲁大学毕业了。今天对于你们来说是个好日子,对你们的钱包来说也是个好日子。”

他还鼓励同学们说:“当然,最应该祝贺的是我们2001级的毕业生。对于你们之中那些获得过荣誉奖章、成绩优异的人,我要说,你们做得好极了。但对于那些成绩得C的同学,我想说你们可能会当上美国总统。耶鲁的学位证很有价值,我也经常这样提醒切尼,他也在这里上过学,只不过离开得稍微早了点。所以,现在我们该明白了,如果你从耶鲁毕业了,你会成为总统,如果你中途退学,就只能当副总统。”