狗血江湖(英文笑话集)
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第12章 The Last Tooth

A woman went to see her dentist and complained about a bad toothache.

"Does it hurt very much?"asked the dentist.

"Yes, it does!"

"All right, Ms. Brown, "the dentist said to his assistant,"you can leave us now. I'll take care of this."The assistant left, and the dentist and his patient were alone.

"Darling,"said the dentist as he embraced the woman,"we can't go on meeting like this."

"But why not?"she asked.

"Because you're down to your last tooth!"

最后一颗牙

一位女士去看牙医,抱怨说牙很疼。

“牙很疼吗?”牙医问道。

“对,很疼!”

“好吧,布朗女士,”医生对助手说,“你先出去一下。这儿由我来处理。”助手出去了,只剩下了牙医和患者。

“亲爱的,”牙医拥抱着这位女士说,“我们不能再这样约会了。”

“为什么?”她问道。

“因为你只剩一颗牙了!”