第39章 The pride of Perks(3)

At last Peter said: "Look here, we're glad you're pleased.But if you go on saying things like that, we must go home.And we did want to stay and see if Mr.Perks is pleased, too.But we can't stand this.""I won't say another single word," said Mrs.Perks, with a beaming face, "but that needn't stop me thinking, need it? For if ever--""Can we have a plate for the buns?" Bobbie asked abruptly.And then Mrs.Perks hastily laid the table for tea, and the buns and the honey and the gooseberries were displayed on plates, and the roses were put in two glass jam jars, and the tea-table looked, as Mrs.

Perks said, "fit for a Prince."

"To think!" she said, "me getting the place tidy early, and the little 'uns getting the wild-flowers and all--when never did I think there'd be anything more for him except the ounce of his pet particular that I got o' Saturday and been saving up for 'im ever since.Bless us! 'e IS early!"Perks had indeed unlatched the latch of the little front gate.

"Oh," whispered Bobbie, "let's hide in the back kitchen, and YOUtell him about it.But give him the tobacco first, because you got it for him.And when you've told him, we'll all come in and shout, 'Many happy returns!'"It was a very nice plan, but it did not quite come off.To begin with, there was only just time for Peter and Bobbie and Phyllis to rush into the wash-house, pushing the young and open-mouthed Perks children in front of them.There was not time to shut the door, so that, without at all meaning it, they had to listen to what went on in the kitchen.The wash-house was a tight fit for the Perks children and the Three Chimneys children, as well as all the wash-house's proper furniture, including the mangle and the copper.

"Hullo, old woman!" they heard Mr.Perks's voice say; "here's a pretty set-out!""It's your birthday tea, Bert," said Mrs.Perks, "and here's a ounce of your extry particular.I got it o' Saturday along o' your happening to remember it was your birthday to-day.""Good old girl!" said Mr.Perks, and there was a sound of a kiss.

"But what's that pram doing here? And what's all these bundles?

And where did you get the sweetstuff, and--"The children did not hear what Mrs.Perks replied, because just then Bobbie gave a start, put her hand in her pocket, and all her body grew stiff with horror.

"Oh!" she whispered to the others, "whatever shall we do? I forgot to put the labels on any of the things! He won't know what's from who.He'll think it's all US, and that we're trying to be grand or charitable or something horrid.""Hush!" said Peter.

And then they heard the voice of Mr.Perks, loud and rather angry.

"I don't care," he said; "I won't stand it, and so I tell you straight.""But," said Mrs.Perks, "it's them children you make such a fuss about--the children from the Three Chimneys.""I don't care," said Perks, firmly, "not if it was a angel from Heaven.We've got on all right all these years and no favours asked.I'm not going to begin these sort of charity goings-on at my time of life, so don't you think it, Nell.""Oh, hush!" said poor Mrs Perks; "Bert, shut your silly tongue, for goodness' sake.The all three of 'ems in the wash-house a-listening to every word you speaks.""Then I'll give them something to listen to," said the angry Perks;"I've spoke my mind to them afore now, and I'll do it again," he added, and he took two strides to the wash-house door, and flung it wide open--as wide, that is, as it would go, with the tightly packed children behind it.

"Come out," said Perks, "come out and tell me what you mean by it.

'Ave I ever complained to you of being short, as you comes this charity lay over me?""OH!" said Phyllis, "I thought you'd be so pleased; I'll never try to be kind to anyone else as long as I live.No, I won't, not never."She burst into tears.

"We didn't mean any harm," said Peter.

"It ain't what you means so much as what you does," said Perks.

"Oh, DON'T!" cried Bobbie, trying hard to be braver than Phyllis, and to find more words than Peter had done for explaining in."We thought you'd love it.We always have things on our birthdays.""Oh, yes," said Perks, "your own relations; that's different.""Oh, no," Bobbie answered."NOT our own relations.All the servants always gave us things at home, and us to them when it was their birthdays.And when it was mine, and Mother gave me the brooch like a buttercup, Mrs.Viney gave me two lovely glass pots, and nobody thought she was coming the charity lay over us.""If it had been glass pots here," said Perks, "I wouldn't ha' said so much.It's there being all this heaps and heaps of things Ican't stand.No--nor won't, neither."

"But they're not all from us--" said Peter, "only we forgot to put the labels on.They're from all sorts of people in the village.""Who put 'em up to it, I'd like to know?" asked Perks.

"Why, we did," sniffed Phyllis.

Perks sat down heavily in the elbow-chair and looked at them with what Bobbie afterwards described as withering glances of gloomy despair.

"So you've been round telling the neighbours we can't make both ends meet? Well, now you've disgraced us as deep as you can in the neighbourhood, you can just take the whole bag of tricks back w'ere it come from.Very much obliged, I'm sure.I don't doubt but what you meant it kind, but I'd rather not be acquainted with you any longer if it's all the same to you." He deliberately turned the chair round so that his back was turned to the children.The legs of the chair grated on the brick floor, and that was the only sound that broke the silence.

Then suddenly Bobbie spoke.

"Look here," she said, "this is most awful.""That's what I says," said Perks, not turning round.

"Look here," said Bobbie, desperately, "we'll go if you like--and you needn't be friends with us any more if you don't want, but--""WE shall always be friends with YOU, however nasty you are to us,"sniffed Phyllis, wildly.

"Be quiet," said Peter, in a fierce aside.